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#1 coolparam

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 05:18 PM

What would you my crow which has very soft feathers ?
MICROSOFT (Mi-CRO-SOFT)



wat do u call a crow...who only eats uncle chips.....
mycrochips.....


wat do u call a crow...who is 1 metre long.....
mycrometre.....

wat do u call a crow's mother???
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CHROMA!!



How would a crow introduce himself?
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CHROME!!



what will you call a newzealandian,who is hitting every crow wid tin????????

MARTIN CROWE(former captain of the new zealand cricket team)



What do u cal a crow who keeps on chanting OM while drinking water??
PANIC ROOM!!!
PANI CRO OM




once upon a tym,dere was a bird,say a crow.he was a baccha crow and used to go to skool.he was not good at studies and used 2 luv naakesh reshamiya(after all 2no ek he catagory ko belong karte hain).
his favourite hobby was to stay up on electricity cables and i m idiot on passer-byes.he used to do it for hours.
one day he got an info dat naakesh bhai is coming to town for some sort of show.
he cant just resist and flew awy to c d show,but for this he had to bunk d skool(who cares bout skool).


but............................................... .................................................. ......................................

kahani got a twist when his maatasree came 2 know dat.she was just furious.she summoned d boy and asked him where he hav been yesterday.
boy said i was at skool
mother said Jhooth bole kaua kaate.
now dis was personal and boy got emotional,so he told her he went 2 c naakesh

her mother become aag baboola,and started 2 beat him with tin rod.

now the question is:

jab crow ki maa usay tin se marti hai toh toh is phenomenon ko kya kahte hain?

CHROMATIN beating


....aur jab pitai ke baad vo usko pyar karti hai.........to usko kya kehtein hain.....??
CHRO MA LUV



WHAT WOULD U CALL THE PLACE WHERE CROWS HANGOUT?
A "CROWBAR"




jab tumhara crow 2 kauwon ki race mein 2nd aye to usey kya kahte hai...........
microsecond..........



what do u call a watch worn by crow in a photo?

Photo-cro-ma-tic



Wat do i call my small crow??
MI CRO MINI



what do u call a crow sitting on a public booth...to hear other people's conversation.......
mi cro phone...



Ek din mere kauwe ki biwi ne usko ek doosri kauwi ke saath dekh liya.
Jab kauwa ghar lauta, uski biwi ne.... ab kya bataun....
Tab se mai usko kya keh kar bulati hoon pata hai??
MI CRO WATT...!!!




what would you call my crow thats lost a lot of weight .....?????????
my - crow- light.... microlite



if ur crow is smart enuf to say hi to owen wilson
wat wud u say abt ur crow.....
my-crow-wave(s)-owen



what will u call a many crows who are drivers??????
screw drivers..
(ek crow anek crew, 's' silent)



Wat Does My Mumma Call the Crow??
MA CRO



What will u call a crow who is vary hard???
A-Crow-t



Ek aisa kauwa jo hamare joote, chappal and sandles mein paya jaya hai
Velcro



What do you call a crow which is very rich??
crow-pati (crore pati)



what do u call a crow whose has committed a sin..
crow--sin....as in crocin


what do u call a crow which is dead...
crow-ded...as in crowded...



wat do u call a crow who is very angry...
crowdh...as in krodh..


Mera Kauwa ban gaya Mr. Kauwa of the world,
Now wat do I call him???
CROW-N



hritik gt a new pet( crow)....wat vil his wife call him???
MY-CROW-MAN!!!(MICRO MAN)

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 05:24 PM

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 05:26 PM

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 06:06 AM

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 11:00 AM

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 06:35 PM

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 08:38 PM

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 08:53 PM

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 08:55 PM

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:01 PM

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:18 PM

hehe nice param :laugh:

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Posted 06 May 2008 - 12:44 AM

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