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1: you have to go to confession for missing mass because your mob really needed your help on Sunday morning.
2: someone mentions "the godfather" and you think of crates or points instead of Al Pacino!
3: after S_e_x, you quick log on to burn some more energy.
4: your mother calls you and says "your grandpa just died" and you reply, "did he get hitlisted or die by attacking someone?"
5: you sit and watch your energy regeneration timer just to do jobs before your bedtime to get to the next level.
6: your whole family knows what time your energy pack comes in
7: you have your mafia family members text message you to heal while your working
8: you do household chores such as dishes and laundry in shifts to coincide with the timers on the game.
9: No Internet connection is a serious problem since you might miss some serious game time.
10: You ask the pizza delivery person if they will deliver directly to your computer desk.
11: You have sent 500 emails to the creator seriously asking when is the cell phone version being released.
12: You battle with your work IT dept daily as they keep cutting you off access to Facebook.
13: You forget to change to a new Mobster you created last night to put your main Mobster on hold so it doesn't get attacked, and you start crying because you know when you log in , you have lost 1 million dollars.
14: You suddenly toss your $100 gaming mouse against the wall, because Mafia wars is down for 15 minutes for maintenance and you have no spare mouse.
15: Your spouse ask what’s for diner and your answer is “ a Ubijca if you don’t leave me alone and let me level up.”
I can't stop laughing..till now
Borrowed from Britney Scott---

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